officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

togepathetic:

when you find out he aint rich

image

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

gloomyteens:
Anonymous asked:
How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

dorkly:

GIF of the Day: Harry Potter Books vs. The Movies
The GIF was better.

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying