y’all think y’all been on bad dates?

duchessofdeviance:

theretailaddict:

deveninanewdress:

a nigga picked me up, started driving, told me he didn’t have enough money for us to eat after all, took me to the plasma donation center instead…and expected me to give blood too.

well… at least he aint ask for gas money

HE ASKED FOR BLOOD!

  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
  • nylilprincess:

Oh my god

    nylilprincess:

    Oh my god

    top-model:

damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

    top-model:

    damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

    Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

    whoredinarygirl:

    the best things in life have the most calories

    legalmexican:

    science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

    liquidglue:

    I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

    glowcloud:

    u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

    frutari:

    beingalittlegirl:

    frutari:

    do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

    Every minute of everyday daddy!💖

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    snooki:

    why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??